250+ Ghost Puns and Jokes: Let’s Lift Your Spirits!

Looking for a fun way to lift your spirits? This collection of 250+ ghost puns and jokes will have you laughing instead of screaming. From funny ghost one-liners to spooky puns that are more cute than creepy, these boo-tiful jokes are perfect for Halloween parties or anytime you need a little supernatural giggle.

Whether you love funny puns, ghost jokes for kids, or cute ghost wordplay, this list has something for every ghoul and goblin. These spirited puns are hilarious and sure to make you go “boo-hoo” with laughter. So grab your sheet, float in, and let’s haunt your day with laughter!

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One-Liners That Will Make You Howl

I’m just here for the boos 👻🍺
Having a gourd time at this party 🎃😄
Witch better have my candy 🧙‍♀️🍬
This party is totally spooktacular 🎉👻
I’m feeling super sheet today 😎🛏️
You’re boo-tiful inside and out 👻💕
Let’s get this party startled 🎊😱
I’m totally dead tired 😴💀
That joke was absolutely grave 🪦😂
I’m having a fang-tastic evening 🧛‍♂️✨
This is unbe-leaf-able scary 🍂😨
You’re giving me serious chills 🥶👻
I’m coffin up a storm over here 😷⚰️
This situation is pretty grave-y 🪦🤔
I ghost this feeling something’s wrong 👻🤷
That’s the spirit of the season 🎃👏

Funny Ghost Puns That’ll Have You Dying of Laughter

Where do ghosts buy their groceries? The ghost-ery store 🛒👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream 🍦😱
Ghosts are terrible liars, you can see right through them 🤥👻
Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits 🌧️😢
Ghosts make terrible cheerleaders, they’re always saying boo 📣👻
What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? Transparents 👨‍👩‍👦👻
Ghosts love elevators, they really lift their spirits ⬆️😊
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries 🫐👻
Ghosts are the worst at poker, everyone can see their hands 🃏👻
Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos 🍻👻
What do ghosts serve at dinner parties? Spook-ghetti 🍝👻
Ghosts hate when you copy them, it’s super sheet 📋🛏️
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride? A roller-ghoster 🎢👻
Why are ghosts bad at lying? They’re too transparent 🤷👻
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo 🧴👻
Ghosts love the internet, they’re always sheet-posting 💻🛏️

Adorably Cute Ghost Puns to Lift Your Spirits

You’re spec-tacular just the way you are ⭐👻
I’m so lucky to have a ghoul-friend like you 👯‍♀️💕
You’re the sweetest little boo around 👻🍭
Sending you some boo-tiful vibes today 💐👻
You make my heart go boo-m 💓👻
You’re my favorite boo in the whole world 🌍👻
Let’s be best ghouls forever 👯‍♀️💕
You’re absolutely boo-rific 🌟👻
Thanks for always lifting my spirits 🎈😊
You’re such a sweet little ghost-ie 🍬👻
I’m so grate-ghoul for you 🙏👻
You’re my boo-tiful sunshine ☀️👻
We make the perfect pair-anormal 👫👻
You’re simply fang-tastic, boo 🧛‍♂️💕
My heart sheet a beat when I see you 💗🛏️
You’re un-boo-lievably amazing 🎉👻

Ghost Love Puns That Are Hauntingly Romantic

I’m totally falling boo-ver heels for you 💘👻
You’ve completely possessed my heart 💝😍
Our love is super-natural 💑✨
I want to spend every afterlife with you 👻💕
You make my soul feel alive again 🌟💖
I’m haunted by thoughts of you 💭😍
You’re my soulmate in every realm 🌌💑
Let’s ghost away together forever 🏃‍♂️💨👻
You’re the boo to my hoo 👻💕
I’m completely under your spell-bound 🔮💘
My love for you is e-fear-nal ♾️👻
You’ve captured my spirit completely 💝🪤
I’d cross to the other side for you 🌉💕
You’re my phantom-tastic partner 🎭💑
Together we’re simply paranormal 👫✨
You’re the only ghoul I’ll ever need 💍👻

Dirty Ghost Puns That’ll Make You Blush and Boo

Want to come back to my haunted place? 😏🏚️
I’d love to rattle your chains tonight 😈⛓️
Let’s make some supernatural sparks fly 💥🔥
You’re giving me some serious paranormal activity 😳👻
Ready for a little ghostly encounter? 😏✨
I want to possess you completely 😈👻
Let’s get sheet-faced together 😏🛏️
You’re making my ecto-plasm rise 💦👻
Want to see my haunted bedroom? 😏🛏️
I’ll show you some real spirit action 😈💫
Let’s have our own private seance 🕯️😏
You’re making me feel some type of way, ghoul 🥵👻
Ready to unleash your inner demon? 😈🔥
I want to explore your dark side 🌑😏
Let’s make this night absolutely wicked 😈✨
You’re causing some serious haunting in my pants 😳👻

Ghost “Boo” Puns to Spook Up Some Giggles

I’m feeling boo-tiful today 👻💅
That’s absolutely boo-rilliant 🧠👻
Stop being such a party boo-per 🎉😤
You’re looking boo-dacious 👻💃
This is boo-yond amazing 🤩👻
I’m boo-sting with excitement 🎈👻
That’s totally boo-gus information 🤔👻
Let’s boo-gie all night long 💃🕺
I’m feeling boo-red out of my mind 😴👻
You’re my boo-tiful disaster 💕👻
This weather is boo-tal 🌧️👻
I’m boo-ked solid this weekend 📅👻
That’s a boo-ld statement 💪👻
Stop boo-thering me right now 😤👻
This is boo-licious food 🍕👻
I’m feeling boo-mbastic today 💥👻
That’s a boo-gus excuse 🙄👻
You’re my forever boo-thang 💑👻

Clever Ghost Book Puns for Every Spooky Reader

My favorite book is The Ghoul Gatsby 📚👻
Just finished reading Phantom of the Opera 🎭👻
Can’t put down this supernatural thriller 📖😱
Currently reading Goose-bumps 🪿😰
Love a good mystery, especially whodunnhaunt it 🔍👻
The Scarlet Letter really moved my spirit 💌👻
Reading The Hunchback of Notre Tomb 🔔⚰️
Just picked up The Great Ghouls-by 🎩👻
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Screams 😱📚
Dracula is a real page haunter 📖🧛
The Picture of Gory-an Gray 🖼️👻
Love reading Spirit of the Times magazine 📰👻
The Invisible Man is transparently good 🕶️👻
Moby Dick is a whale of a ghost tale 🐋👻
Enjoying The Bell Jar of Spirits 🫙👻
Reading Phantom Menace for book club 📚✨
The Shining is truly haunting literature 💡😱
Lord of the Ghouls is epic fantasy 💍👻

Witty Ghost Puns for Captions

Just here for the boos and views 👻📸
Living my best afterlife 😎👻
Feeling cute, might haunt later 🤳👻
Ghost mode activated 👻💯
Keepin’ it supernatural ✨👻
Casper who? I’m the real friendly ghost 😊👻
Too ghoul for school 😎👻
Spirits lifted, vibes immaculate 🎈👻
Channeling my inner poltergeist 💫👻
Floating through life like 👻☁️
Transparency is my best quality 🪟👻
No body, no problems 🤷👻
Just spectral things 👻💅
Haunting all the right places 📍👻
Manifesting good vibes only ✨👻
Sheet happens, stay spooky 🛏️👻
Paranormal and proud 🏳️‍🌈👻
Spook-tacular memories being made 📷👻

Ghost Jokes for Kids That Are Silly, Safe & Spooky

What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Scream of wheat 🥣👻
Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side 🛣️😂
What room do ghosts avoid? The living room 🛋️👻
How do ghosts stay in shape? They exorcise regularly 🏃👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek 🙈😱
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare 👶👻
What do ghosts wear when it rains? Boo-ts 👢👻
Why are ghosts terrible at telling lies? You can see right through them 👻😆
What’s a ghost’s favorite candy? Boo-ble gum 🍬👻
How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office 📮👻
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin 🦴👻
Why don’t ghosts go to school dances? They have no body to dance with 💃👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite toy? A boo-merang 🪃👻
How do ghosts keep their hair neat? With scare spray 💇👻
What do ghosts drink in the morning? Coffee with scream ☕👻
Why did the ghost get detention? For spooking in class 🏫👻
What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Boo-logy 📚👻
How do ghosts travel? By scare-plane ✈️👻

Punny Ghostly Whispers

Psst, you’re spec-tackular 🤫⭐
Between you and me, this is super natural 🤐✨
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m dying to meet you 💀🤫
Whisper it quietly, you’re hauntingly gorgeous 😍👻
Keep it on the down-low, I’m dead serious 🤐💀
Just between us spirits 🤫👻
Quietly now, you’re giving me chills 🥶👻
Shh, I’m totally ghosting them 🤫📱
Whisper it softly, you’re frighteningly good 😱👍
Can you keep a secret? I’m possessed by your charm 🤐💕
Between us ghouls, this is amazing 👯‍♀️🤫
Don’t spread it around, but you’re supernatural 🤐✨
Hush now, you’re making my heart float 💗☁️
Quietly haunting your thoughts 🤫💭
Whisper sweet nothings into the void 🤐🌌
Softly spooking through the night 🌙👻
Gentle phantom vibes only 🕊️👻
Silently spectacular, just like you 🤫🌟

Short and Funny Ghost Jokes

Why don’t ghosts like rain? 🌧️ It dampens their spirits!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? 🍦 I scream!
Where do ghosts buy their food? 🛒 At the ghost-ery store!
What do ghosts wear when it rains? 👻 Boo-ts!
Why are ghosts bad liars? 🤥 You can see right through them!
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? 🍇 Boo-berries!
How do ghosts stay in shape? 💪 They exorcise daily!
What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? 👨‍👩‍👦 Trans-parents!
Why don’t ghosts go to parties? 🎉 They have no-body to dance with!
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride? 🎢 The roller-ghoster!

The Most Hauntingly Good Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar? 🍺 For the boos!
What do ghosts serve for dessert? 🍨 Ice scream and boo-berries!
Where do ghosts like to swim? 🏊 The Dead Sea!
What’s a ghost’s favorite street? 🛣️ A dead end!
Why are ghosts terrible at lying? 😇 They’re too transparent!
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? 👻 A holy terror!
Why did the ghost starch his sheet? 👔 He wanted everyone scared stiff!
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? 🎮 Hide and shriek!
How do ghosts like their eggs? 🍳 Terri-fried!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? 🧴 Sham-boo!

Ghostly QNA – Question and Answer Jokes

Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast? 🥣 A: Ghost Toasties!
Q: Why don’t ghosts like elevators? 🛗 A: They lift their spirits too much!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite position in soccer? ⚽ A: Ghoul-keeper!
Q: How do you know if a ghost is sad? 😢 A: He starts boo-hooing!
Q: What do you call a ghost’s true love? 💕 A: His ghoul-friend!
Q: Why don’t ghosts need smartphones? 📱 A: They can already use the spirit network!
Q: What kind of music do ghosts listen to? 🎵 A: Soul music!
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters? 📮 A: The ghost office!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite toy? 🧸 A: A boo-merang!
Q: Why are ghosts so calm? 😌 A: Nothing gets under their skin!
Q: What do you call a cleaning ghost? 🧹 A: The grim sweeper!
Q: How do ghosts predict the future? 🔮 A: With a horror-scope!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite bird? 🦜 A: A scare-crow!
Q: Why did the ghost become a cheerleader? 📣 A: To show team spirit!
Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning? ☕ A: Coffee with scream and sugar!

Social Media Ready Ghost Jokes and Puns

Just saw a ghost influencer 👻📸 He has tons of followers but no-body knows him!
My ghost friend is so dramatic 🎭 Everything is a huge spec-ghoul!
Ghosts make terrible comedians 🎤 Their jokes always fall flat… like them!
Dating a ghost be like 💔 He keeps ghosting me… literally!
When ghosts take selfies 🤳 They never appear in the photo!
Ghost started a podcast 🎙️ It’s called “Paranormal Chativity”!
Tried to follow a ghost on Instagram 📱 But he’s too transparent with his posts!
Ghost at the gym 💪 Caption: “Working on my boo-dy”!
When your ghost friend texts back 📲 “Sorry, I’ve been dead busy!”
Ghost’s WiFi password 🔐 BOO-tooth connected!
Just ghosted my diet 🍕 Time for some boo-ritos!
Ghost’s relationship status 💑 It’s complicated… because he’s invisible!
When ghosts do TikTok dances 🕺 #BooPosedChallenge!
Ghost’s favorite app 📱 Snap-ghost!
Posted a ghost selfie 🤳 Got zero likes because no-body saw it!

Spooktacular Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood… wait, wrong costume! 🧛
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy, it’s Halloween! 🍬
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you has my candy? 🍭
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there, you’re in my way! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost! 😱
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a terrible ghost costume! 🎃
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? 🐺
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in! 🦷
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a ghost behind you! 🐝
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive this ghost house, can I stay? 🏚️
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go trick or treating? 🎃
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you scared of ghosts? 🍊
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Interrupting ghost. Interrupting gh… BOO! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way to this haunted house? 🧙
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice ghost get any scarier? 😨
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Halloween! 🎃
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al go away if you give me candy! 🍫
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima ghost, boo! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t boo-hoo, have some candy! 🍬
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma-fraid of ghosts! 😰
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie-body home? I’m a lonely ghost! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Zombies. Zombies who? Zombies make honey, zombies just ghosts! 🐝
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early, the ghosts come out at midnight! 🌙
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise who? Mayonnaise have seen a ghost! 👀
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron the side of caution with these ghosts! ⚠️
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow your ghost costume! 👻
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No-bell, that’s why I knocked! 🔔
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome for all these ghost jokes! 😄
Knock knock! 🚪 Who’s there? Boo boo. Boo boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just another ghost joke! 😂

Funny Ghost Nicknames

Boo-dini
The Grim Sweeper
Sir Sheets-a-Lot
Casper the Friendly Prankster
Spook Skywalker
Phantomime
Count Spookula
Ghouligan
Boo Radley McSpookface
The Invisible Jokester

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some funny ghost puns and jokes?

They’re hilarious wordplays about ghosts that use spooky humor to make you laugh and lift your spirits.

Why do people love ghost puns and jokes?

Because they mix fright and fun, perfect for Halloween or anytime you want a ghostly giggle.

What’s a good ghost pun for Halloween?

“Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them!”

Can kids enjoy ghost puns and jokes too?

Absolutely! Ghost puns for kids are funny, light, and never too spooky.

Where can I find the best ghost puns and jokes online?

You can find them in fun collections or pun lists dedicated to Halloween humor and wordplay.

Conclusion

Ghost puns and jokes are the perfect way to turn something spooky into something silly. Whether you’re sharing them with friends, posting on social media, or using them for a Halloween party, these boo-tiful puns will keep everyone laughing. They remind us that humor can make even the creepiest ghosts feel friendly and fun.

So the next time you want to lift your spirits, let these ghostly giggles do the trick! From funny one-liners to cute “boo” puns, there’s a little something for every ghoul and goblin. Keep these jokes close, you never know when you’ll need a quick laugh from beyond the grave!

Jester

Jester has been crafting witty puns and hilarious jokes for over 4 years, sharing laughter through engaging blogs. Now bringing his humor to Pungiggles.com, he continues spreading smiles with clever wordplay, lighthearted fun, and a passion for comedy.